Can you build a web page? Do you have an idea which is not currently in the cheesy directory? Well mail me now!

What will be involved?

• You need to grab yourself some web space.
• You need to mail me with your plan so I can send stuffs for you to make pages which look like those already here.
• You need to create a link gif and banner gif for your area.
• You need to send me your gifs locations so that I may download them.
• Set up a redirection from a page in your main directory called index.html to http://www.big-english-cheese.com and tell me what you are calling the page you wish your visitors to come in on.

It is that simple! If you annoy me, I just remove the links to your site from all the pages and instruct all of the other minions to do the same. I wouldn't worry about that though as I am a very easy going chap, and will warn you before doing it.