(backing) My lovely, lovely, lovely horse.
(Ted) My Lovely Horse,
(Dougle repeats with alternate tune)
(Ted) Running through the fields,
(Dougle repeats with alternate tune)
(Ted) Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
(Dougle) Ah h h h h h h h.
(Ted and [Dougle / harmony]) I want to shower you with sugar lumps,
(Ted) And ride you over fences
[(Dougle) Ah h h h
(Ted and [Dougle / harmony]) Polish your hooves every single day
(Dougle) Ah h (Ted) And take you to the horse dentist.

(1 bar guitar and then backing)My lovely, lovely, lovely horse.
(Ted) My lovely horse
(Dougle repeats with alternate tune)
(Ted)No pony no more
(Dougle) Ah h h h h h h
(Ted and [Dougle / harmony]) Riding around with a man on your back
like a train in the night.
(Ted) Like a train in the night. (Awful saxophone solo/ musical interlude)

(Personal edited ending)
(1 bar guitar and then backing)My lovely, lovely, lovely horse.
(Ted) My lovely horse (Dougle repeats with alternate tune)
(Ted)No pony no more
(Dougle) Ah h h h h h h
(Ted and [Dougle / harmony]) Riding around with a man on your back
like a train in the night.
(Ted) Like a train in the night. (End).